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the members of an orchestra

violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
flutes: we're so lonely
piccolo: lol fk your ears
french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
trumpets: wats 'p'
trombones: wats quiet
bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
clarinet: *squeaks*
timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
bass clarinet: lol where am i
tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
cornets: trumpet wannabe
cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
xylophones: am i meant to be here?
triangles:
bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.
Lao Tzu (via planetaselectricos)

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Q
So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.
Anonymous
A

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.


Some men don’t notice their woman until other men do. Fucking shame.


keep-calm-stay-healthy:

This woman has a lot of good shit to say.

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music-is-love-90:

little-marvelcu-things:

Captain America: The First Avenger + Military Uniforms

for darrenisadaisy

This looks like a gender bender

I fully approve of this gender bend

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rapunzelie:

a dude bein into feminism and consent and being respectful and a decent person aren’t charming lil perks to be giddy about

like those are simply requirements do not get wet over their ability to be decent

don’t even accept anything else like that’s the minimum requirement and work your way up from there otherwise you’re just working w/ garbage

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Supernatural: Hunted [2.10]

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jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

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mymompickedthisurl:

that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again

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colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

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