Hi! I'm Crystal 💎
Military Brat, Teenage Dirtbag, Amateur Human Being
I have lots of fandoms and feelings. None of which can be solved by eating cake. I've tried.
what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park
write a goddam book
haha my friends having his penis deducted at a catholic hospital and like before the surgery all the nurses prayed over his dick for a “fast recovery” haha
apparently one of them was holding his dick and the doctor was all like “let us pray” and the person just continued to hold it